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2000 great reasons to support Design Assembly

With thousands of visitors each week to the website, sell-out workshops, interviews and a nation-wide event series, Design Assembly provides a safe and positive environment to share knowledge, experiences and challenges – where you can connect with your peers as well as support others and learn; a chance to upskill in workshops – tailored for kiwi visual designers.

 

1. Seven tickets to all Design Assembly events. 2. Four tickets to Design Assembly workshops of your choice. 3. Free unlimited job listings (worth $99 per listing). 4. A studio listing on the Design Assembly website, with your logo linked to your website. 5. A random shout out during a Design Assembly event. 6. Learn all about visual design. 7. Get blown a kiss at a Design Assembly event. 8. A free glass of tap water at all Design Assembly events. 9. Industry updates via Facebook. 10. We’ll sing you a Michael Jackson song. 11. We’ll translate your birthday into an RGB colour. 12. Make new designer friends. 13. We’ll smell fresh print with you. 14. We’ll catch you when you stage dive. 15. Get a Design Assembly Pub Quiz Dance-off tutorial with a previous winner. 16. Meet others who know the difference between ascenders and descenders. 17. We’ll tell your boss you’re not coming back from the Xmas break. 18. You have permission to attend events in your pyjamas. 19. We’ll put you at the top of a cheer-leading pyramid. 20. We’ll walk your baby around in your front pack at a Design Assembly event. 21. We’ll slap you if you ever use Comic Sans. 22. You’ll meet like-minded people. 23. The chance to share your typography obsessions. 24. Be represented. 25. Receive reserved seats at Design Assembly workshops. 26. Hang out with other people who care about kerning. 27. Be part of a wider industry conversation. 28. Celebrate just graphic design. 29. Share your em dash obsessions. 30. We won’t refer to you as a resource. 31. Discover the joy of paper samples. 32. Learn how to tell your client their idea is not a good one. 33. Meet other people who work alone. 34. Find a size that fits you. 35. We’ll introduce you to people that work for themselves. 36. Hang out with others who love that robot graphic designer vs client video on YouTube. 37. Celebrate how amazing of a designer you are. 38. The chance to be yourself. 39. No pressure to wear just black at events. 40. Share your pantone obsessions. 41. Be understood for not liking Pantone Reflex Blue. 42. We’ll WOW react to your Facebook posts. 43. Get forgiven for making the logo bigger. 44. We’ll piggyback you up the stairs to an event. 45. We’ll turn up at your family Christmas for you. 46. We’ll remember your studio name. 47. A safe place to share bad client stories. 50. Get to pat Bammie the dog at a Design Assembly event. 51. Have yourself profiled on the Design Assembly website. 52. We’ll give you a push on the swing. 53. Hear other designers talk in our Design Assembly Conversations podcast. 54. Talk to someone who’s actually interested in your work stories. 55. Be understood for appreciating black on black. 56. Get obsessed with print affects. 57. Receive discounts to other creative events. 58. Become logo literate. 59. Know the Pantone colour of the year. 60. We’ll blow on your pie. 61. Know when the graduate exhibitions are coming up. 62. Bring your weird Uncle Bob to an event for free. 63. We’ll give you a compliment. 64. Keep up with what your design classmates are doing. 65. We’ll suggest colours for your next exhibition poster design. 66. We’ll slap you when you don’t trust your gut. 67. Hang out with other people who know what kerning is. 68. We’ll retweet you. 69. We’ll give you a bite of our peanut slab. 70. We’ll be your phone-a-friend. 71. We’ll call you by your name. 72. Tell other designers what you really think on the Design Assembly website. 73. We’ll give you our last piece of gum. 74. You can tell us to get down and give you a press up. 75. We’ll introduce you to other designers. 76. We’ll let you go first in noughts and crosses. 77. We’ll give you a hongi. 78. We’ll remind you to bring your reusable bags. 79. We’ll open your beer. 80. You’ll get a personalised serviette. 81. Learn what Pantone 814 looks like. 82. We’ll warm your seat for you at a Winter event. 83. We’ll give you names to your personas. 84. We’ll champion gender equality. 85. We’ll valet park your bike at Design Assembly events. 86. We’ll paint your fingernails (only in black). 87. We’ll wear your button badges. 88. We’ll sign your petition. 89. We’ll share your half time orange slices. 90. Find your designer soul mate. 91. We’ll let you win in a game of peanuckle. 92. We’ll help you colour code your book shelf. 93. We’ll put you in our rolodex. 94. We won’t give you a fake deadline. 95. We’ll make sure there’s paper in A3 tray. 96. We’ll give you a high five. 97. We won’t over use exclamation marks. 98. We’ll lend you our letraset. 99. We’ll give you one correct answer for the Design Assembly pub quiz. 100. Have the chance to enjoy a coffee chat with Design Assembly founder Louise. 101. We’ll take your next profile pic. 102. We’ll tell you which paper stock makes the best plane. 103. We’ll draw your face on a your face. 104. Be inspired by other designers. 105. Learn how to handle 7 coffee shots. 106. We’ll play knucklebones with you. 107. We’ll finish your beer. 108. We won’t make you feel embarrassed for still having business cards. 109. Learn what Pantone 813 looks like. 110. Get stocked with blank books at events. 111. Never have to use Microsoft Word at a workshop. 112. Learn how to relate to millennial designers. 113. We’ll explain your idea through an interpretive dance. 114. We’ll respect your font choices. 115. We’ll give you design recommendations for Wellington. 116. We’ll do a star jump for you. 117. We’ll give you our last bite of pie. 118. We’ll give you the gossip on all the design studios. 119. Hear how Annie Dow did it. 120. Meet your future employer. 121. We’ll tell you when your zip is down. 122. We’ll back you up. 123. We’ll announce you when you come into the room at a Design Assembly event. 124. We’ll teach you our secret handshake. 125. Recommendations for the best design books. 126. Recommendations for where to find the best coffee in the South Island. 127. A pat on your head. 128. If you want we will always greet you creatively. 129. We’ll kiss your hand. 130. Meet your future intermediate Art Director. 131. We’ll give you the rundown on New Zealand’s design industry. 132. We’ll point out the toilets during a Design Assembly event. 133. We’ll be your back-up dancer. 134. A unique handshake created just for you. 135. We’ll share your pain about software expenses. 136. We’ll help you explain what you do to your grandparents. 137. We’ll tidy your desktop. 138. We’ll call your phone if you misplace it. 139. Your name and title announced at the door when you arrive at Design Assembly events. 140. We’ll listen to your design stories. 141. We’ll press ‘return' every time you want to start a new line. 142. Meet people who know the difference between leading and kerning. 143. Feel welcomed. 144. Benefit the wider graphic design profession in many ways. 145. Read all about being a designer living and working in Japan. 146. A tribe who will agree with you to saying no to unpaid internships. 147. Learn all about UX design. 148. The ability to name the typeface of the movie titles for Titanic. 149. You’ll end up with lots of friends. 150. We’ll do ten squats for you. 151. We’ll understand that when you’re talking about salmon that you’re not talking about the fish. 152. We’ll edit your copy to get rid of that widow. 153. We’ll do the sasa for you. 154. We’ll sing you a Rhianna song. 155. We won't tell you to change the colour to red. 156. Learn all about packaging design. 157. We’ll give you detailed directions to where the bathroom is. 158. We’ll sing you a Stand By Me to you. 159. We’ll do a belly dance for you. 160. We’ll do a pull-up for you. 161. Share your letterpress obsessions. 162. We'll adjust the tracking for you. 163. Meet others that don’t like laminating everything. 164. We’ll save your place in a sneaker-drop line. 165. We’ll draw a stick figure portrait of you. 166. We’ll make you an origami plane. 167. We’ll sing you a Karen Carpenter song for you. 168. We’ll change your scalpel blade when it’s blunt. 169. Meet people who would describe the colour yellow without actually saying yellow. 170. Learn the shortcut to free transform in Photoshop. 171. We’ll match your tea to Pantone 7502. 172. We’ll help you finish a puzzle. 173. We’ll draw an oblong for you. 174. We'll dot your i's. 175. We’ll sing you Britney Spears song. 176. Our team will do the flamenco for you. 176. We’ll do a ballet dance for you. 177. We’ll do three burpees for you. 178. We’ll laugh at stock images with you. 179. Meet others that care about the difference between serif and sans serif. 180. You can tell us to get down and give you 11 press ups. 181. We’ll give you design recommendations for the West Coast. 182. We’ll help you break a candy-crush addiction. 183. Articles on our website about the New Zealand design industry. 184. Gain access to many different kinds of events and forums to inspire you on your personal design journey. 185. Meet fellow designers. 186. We’ll do the hula for you. 187. We’ll sing you a Justin Timberlake song. 188. We’ll do three pull-ups for you. 189. We’ll help you find that matching sock that’s always missing. 190. We’ll draw a stick figure portrait of your partner. 191. We’ll make you an origami animal. 192. Learn the shortcut to the warp tool in llustrator. 193. We’ll match your tea to Pantone 466. 194. We’ll baby sit your child during a Design Assembly event. 195. Learn the shortcut to the rectangle tool in Photoshop. 196. We’ll draw a crescent for you. 197. We’ll sing you a Janet Jackson song. 198. We’ll do interpretive dance for you. 199. Have lots of conversations about designery things. 200. Meet your future bestie. 201. Read all about being a designer living and working in the Middle East. 202. Learn all about identity design. 203. We’ll let you win at a game of dominoes. 204. We’ll separate your colours from your blacks. 205. Meet lots of typography experts. 206. We’ll do one squat for you. 207. We’ll applaud you for completing every day tasks. 208. We’ll join your conga line. 209. We’ll do the shuffle for you. 210. We’ll sing you a Susan Boyle song. 211. We won't tell you to move the logo to the right. 212. We'll give you a bowl cut. 213. We’ll do the jive for you. 214. We’ll do four pull-ups for you. 215. Meet others who know the difference between embossing and debossing. 216. We'll kern your type for you. 217. We’ll draw a stick figure portrait of your mum. 218. We’ll make you an origami fox. 219. We’ll come up with a new colour for you. 220. Learn the shortcut to Italic in InDesign. 221. Find out which New Zealand franchises recently got a brand refresh. 222. Learn the shortcut to perspective grid in Illustrator. 223. We’ll match your tea to Pantone 7503. 224. You could sit next to a junior Art Director at DA events. 225. We’ll suggest a font for your next stationery design. 226. We’ll design your sixth tattoo. 227. Learn what Pantone 5655 looks like. 228. We’ll pet sit your guinea pig during a Design Assembly event. 229. We’ll help you translate client abbreviations. 230. Learn the shortcut to the path selection tool in Photoshop. 231. Meet people who would describe the colour blue without actually saying blue. 232. We’ll be the bad cop to your good cop. 233. We’ll sing you a Jackson 5 song. 234. We understand that a die cut isn’t a bad thing. 235. We’ll make you an origami puppy. 236. We’ll attempt to sing the ABC song backwards to you. 237. We’ll compliment you on your shoes. 238. Learn the shortcut to the horizontal type tool in Photoshop. 239. We’ll support you on challenging the status quo. 240. We’ll suggest a font for your next flyer design. 241. Learn what Pantone 7515 looks like. 242. Experience design banter at a DA event. 243. You can discuss work with us. 244. Learn the shortcut to Underline in InDesign. 245. Meet people who would describe the colour pink without actually saying pink. 246. We’ll draw a polygon for you. 247. We’ll give you detailed directions to emergency exit. 248. We’ll sing you a Justin Bieber song. 249. We’ll do jazz hands for you. 250. Meet a future client. 251. Our team will do a flashmob for you. 252. We’ll compliment you on your hat. 253. Learn the shortcut to the pen tool in Photoshop. 254. We’ll match your tea to Pantone 462. 255. You can discuss design tips and tricks with us. 256. You could sit next to a senior designer at DA events. 257. We’ll happily complain about the weather with you. 258. We’ll give you our last cup cake. 259. Learn the shortcut to the dodge tool in Photoshop. 260. Learn how to master the golden ratio technique. 261. We’ll pet sit your gold fish during a Design Assembly event. 262. We’ll primp your hair. 263. We’ll support you on challenging the way it’s always been. 264. We’ll suggest a font for your next tote bag design. 265. We’ll design your fourth tattoo. 266. We’ll help you find your way in the dark. 267. Learn what Pantone 7477 looks like. 268. Experience wit at a DA event. 269. You’ll have the uncanny ability to liken situations to a to an episode of Married at First Sight. 270. You can discuss home life with us. 271. We’ll critique your artwork. 272. We’ll offer you constructive feedback when asked. 273. If we see you on a boat we’ll save you a seat. 274. We’ll make you a card for Matariki. 275. You can discuss designer friendships with us. 278. We’ll suggest colours for your next label design. 279. Help finding the nearest stationery store. 280. We’ll unblock your paper jam. 281. A plaster for your paper cut. 282. We’ll suggest colours for your next pattern design. 283. You can discuss designer partnerships with us. 284. You could sit next to a studio owner at DA events. 285. We’ll match your tea to Pantone 7504. 286. Learn the shortcut to mesh in Illustrator. 287. Learn the shortcut to Strikethrough in InDesign. 288. Meet people who would describe the colour brown without actually saying brown. 289. We’ll make you an origami penguin. 290. We’ll draw an ellipse for you. 291. We’ll do six pull-ups for you. 292. We’ll sing you an Ariana Grande song. 293. We’ll do the harlem shake for you. 294. Learn all about visual communication. 295. We’ll do eight burpees for you. 296. Meet lots of quick key experts. 297. The ability to name the typeface of the movie titles for Pulp Fiction. 298. Meet your future husband. 299. The opportunity to talk to others going through the same work issues as you. 300. Hang out with other people who know what leading is. 301. Share your glyph obsessions. 302. A safe place to share graphic design memes. 303. We’ll tag you in photos on Facebook. 304. We’ll give you the last pineapple lump. 305. We’ll help you change your flat tyre. 306. We’ll be your plus one at an awards show (but you pay for the ticket). 307. We’ll never forget your face. 308. You can tell us to get down and give you 2 press ups. 309. Shake the hands of other designers you’ve never met. 310. We’ll roll up your yoga mat. 311. We won’t ask you to work for ‘exposure’. 312. We’ll greet you in the language of your choice. 313. We’ll hold open your door for you. 314. You’ll get your name in hand calligraphy on a paper napkin. 315. We’ll stand up for the value of design. 316. We’ll valet park your electric scooter at Design Assembly events. 317. Have coffee with Design Assembly's work-wife Carol. 318. We’ll take our shoes off when we come to your agency / studio. 319. We’ll send you a fax. 320. We’ll give you a wake up call. 321. We’ll make sure your scalpel blade is sharp. 322. We’ll give you a handshake. 323. We’ll use macrons when appropriate. 324. We’ll teach you the Design Assembly waiata. 325. We will always ask you in front of people to sign one of our books. 326. We’ll tag you on Facebook. 327. We’ll tie your tie. 328. We’ll draw your face on a balloon. 329. Increase your knowledge on design in popular culture. 330. Get insider knowledge to the best coffee spots. 331. We’ll do a google search for you. 332. We’ll assign you to a Design Assembly house. 333. A free glass of tap water at all Design Assembly workshops. 334. We’ll fill your awkward silence. 335. You can tell us to get down and give you 17 press ups. 336. We’ll play hacky sack with you. 337. We’ll finish your wine. 338. Relate to the fact that you can do this. 339. We’ll tell your copywriter it’s over. 340. We’ll like you in real life. 341. Learn what #ed1c24 looks like. 342. Never have to use Powerpoint at a workshop. 343. Learn how to relate to Gen Z designers. 344. We’ll respect your colour choices. 345. We’ll let you know when we’re 10 minutes away. 346. We’ll provide you a water boy at Design Assembly events. 347. The opportunity to share design stories. 348. We’ll give you design recommendations for New Plymouth. 349. We’ll do two star jumps for you. 350. We’ll give you our last sip of hot chocolate. 351. We’ll give you the gossip on all agencies. 352. Hear how Grant Alexander did it. 353. Be able to tell a student what you think about the latest design trends. 354. Meet your future employee. 355. We’ll tell you when you have food on your teeth. 356. If you arrive late to a Design Assembly event we’ll make the audience applaud you for being late. 357. Recommendations for the best design movies. 358. Recommendations for where to find the best coffee in Whanganui. 359. A pat on your back. 360. If you want we will always greet you scarily. 361. We’ll kiss your foot. 362. We’ll give you design recommendations for the South Island. 363. We’ll do 20 star jumps for you. 364. We’ll understand if you’re a paper sample hoarder. 365. Meet your future senior Art Director. 366. The skinny on the design industry today. 367. We’ll be your back-up singer. 368. We’ll respect your opinion. 369. Articles on our website about up-and-coming designers. 370. The chance to mentor a young design studio owner. 371. Discover your next illustrator. 372. Advice on purchasing stock images. 373. Learn all about CX design. 374. Get lots of opinions about hand lettering. 375. Meet others that know the difference between Arial and Helvetica. 376. We’ll do six squats for you. 377. Learn all about infographics. 378. We’ll understand that when you’re talking about lime that you’re not talking about food. 379. Our team will do the cha cha for you. 380. We’ll sing you a Dolly Parton song. 381. We’ll sing you a Nicki Minaj song. 382. We'll cross your t's. 383. Our team will do a swing dance for you. 384. We’ll do eight pull-ups for you. 385. We’ll make you an origami fish. 386. We’ll compliment you on your glasses. 387. Meet people who would describe the colour red without actually saying red. 388. Learn the shortcut to align left, right, or center in InDesign. 389. Learn the shortcut to the gradient tool in Photoshop. 390. We’ll match your tea to Pantone 463. 391. We’ll pet sit your mouse during a Design Assembly event. 392. We’ll support your love for good human interface design. 393. We’ll suggest a font for your next t-shirt design. 394. We’ll help you find a pen. 454. We’ll help you find clarity on a situation. 455. We’ll name the font on that honey label. 395. Learn what HEX code 00aeef looks like. 396. You’ll have the uncanny ability to liken situations to a True Detective episode. 397. You can discuss your thoughts on comic sans with us. 398. We’ll offer you constructive feedback on your design when asked. 399. We’ll sing you a Rod Stewart song. 400. We'll fix the leading for you. 401. We’ll draw a circle for you. 402. We’ll share a drink with you. 403. Learn the shortcut to the eraser tool in Photoshop. 404. You could sit next to an intermediate designer at DA events. 405. Learn what Pantone 280 looks like. 406. Experience design humour at a DA event. 407. You can discuss your design struggles with us. 408. We’ll critique your campaign idea. 409. We’ll make you a card for Diwali. 410. Learn the shortcut to all caps (on/off) in InDesign. 411. Meet people who would describe the colour maroon without actually saying maroon. 412. We won’t mind you talking in acronyms like RGB, CMYK and DPI. 413. We’ll do nine pull-ups for you. 414. We'll be your personal body guard at Design Assembly events. 415. We’ll sing you a Shakira song. 416. We’ll krunk for you. 417. We’ll do two burpees for you. 418. You can tell us to get down and give you 12 press ups. 419. We’ll give you design recommendations for Southland. 420. Meet your future photographer. 421. We’ll untangle your earphones (unless you have AirPods). 422. We’ll press ‘return' every time you want to start a new paragraph. 423. We’ll welcome you as part of our community. 424. Enjoy a safe and positive environment to share knowledge, experiences and challenges. 425. Read all about being a designer living and working in New Zealand. 426. The ability to name the typeface of the movie titles for Dirty dancing. 427. Get lots of opinions about typography. 428. We’ll do two squats for you. 429. We’ll do nine lunges for you. 430. We’ll cheer for your favourite sports team. 431. We’ll do the dougy for you. 432. We’ll sing you an Adele song. 433. We won't tell you to move the logo to the left. 434. A safe haven during a zombie apocalypse. 435. We’ll sing you a Ray Charles song. 436. We’ll do the monster mash for you. 437. We’ll do ten pull-ups for you. 438. We'll figure out the copy hierarchy for you. 439. We’ll laugh at weird stock photos with you. 440. We’ll draw a stick figure portrait of your dad. 441. We’ll make you an origami whale. 442. A pet rock. 443. You’ll have the confidence to talk at an event. 444. We’ll compliment you on your jacket. 445. Meet people who would describe the colour grey without actually saying grey. 446. Learn the shortcut to justify all lines in InDesign. 447. Learn the shortcut to the history brush tool in Photoshop. 448. Find out which New Zealand companies recently got a brand refresh. 449. We’ll pet sit your cat during a Design Assembly event. 450. We’ll support your love for good UI design. 451. We’ll suggest a font for your brochure design. 452. We’ll design your third tattoo. 453. We’ll help you find a pen. 454. We’ll help you find clarity on a situation. 455. We’ll name the font on that label. 456. Learn what #ff00a2 looks like. 457. Experience satisfaction at a DA event. 458. We'll groom your beard. 459. You’ll have the uncanny ability to liken situations to a Game of thrones episode. 460. You can discuss industry rumours with us. 461. We’ll critique your design essay. 462. We’ll make you a Halloween card. 463. We’ll suggest colours for your next honey label design. 464. Help finding the nearest printer. 465. We’ll offer you constructive feedback on your artwork when asked. 466. Learn what Pantone 2665 looks like. 467. You could sit next to a junior designer at DA events. 468. We’ll Google slangs for you that you haven’t caught onto yet. 469. We’ll sing you a Taylor Swift song. 470. We’ll draw a doodle for you. 471. We’ll help you break through creative block. 472. Learn the shortcut to the clone stamp tool in Photoshop. 473. We’ll match your tea to Pantone 7510. 474. You could sit next to a senior Art Director at DA events. 475. We’ll support your love for good UX design. 476. Learn what HEX code 00a651 looks like. 477. You can discuss industry hearsay with us. 478. We’ll offer you constructive feedback on your brochure design when asked. 479. We’ll make you a Mother’s Day card. 480. Learn the shortcut to Bold in InDesign. 481. Meet people who would describe the colour orange without actually saying orange. 482. We’ll draw a decagon for you. 483. We’ll draw an arrow for you. 484. We’ll keep your hat in shape. 485. We'll get rid of the orphans for you. 486. We’ll do seven pull-ups for you. 487. We'll scratch your back. 488. We’ll sing you a Stevie Wonder song. 489. We’ll do the quickstep for you. 490. We’ll do the meke for you. 491. We’ll do a mime for you. 492. We’ll understand that when you’re talking about apricot that you’re not talking about the fruit. 493. We’ll do six burpees for you. 494. Meet others that care about the difference between Arial and Helvetica. 495. We’ll let you win at a game of Cluedo. 496. Learn all about experience design. 497. The chance to mentor an up-and-coming creative director. 498. We’ll ask for your opinion on design topics. 499. We’ll do 19 star jumps for you. 500. Back row sets at Design Assembly events. 501. Industry updates via Facebook. 502. Have your latest design work featured on our website. 503. Industry updates via LinkedIn. 504. We’ll walk your baby around in your pram at a Design Assembly event. 505. Hang out with other people who care about leading. 506. Share your colour obsessions. 507. We’ll suggest colours for your next brochure design. 508. Be part of a group that understands you. 509. We’ll like your lame tweets. 510. We’ll give you recommendations of what to put on your Christmas wish list. 511. We’ll give you the last toffee pop. 512. We’ll be the backup for your touch team. 513. We’ll draw you a portrait. 514. You can tell us to get down and give you 3 press ups. 515. We’ll introduce you to other studios. 516. We’ll say hello to you in the language of your choice. 517. We’ll say thank you to the bus driver for you. 518. You’ll get your name in hand lettered on a paper napkin. 519. We’ll stand up for no free pitching. 520. We’ll valet park your skateboard at Design Assembly events. 521. We’ll pick out all of the red M&Ms for you. 522. We’ll make you mix tape. 523. We’ll laugh at your bad jokes. 524. We’ll make sure your laptop is charged. 525. We’ll give you a fist pump. 526. Your friends will be impressed that you’re a Design Assembly friend. 527. We’ll say your name correctly. 528. We’ll tag you on Twitter. 529. We’ll tie your shoelaces. 530. We’ll draw your face on a napkin. 531. Increase your knowledge on design in music. 532. Learn how to carry six take out coffees without a tray. 533. We’ll do a yahoo search for you. 534. A fingernail clipping. 535. We’ll play foosball with you. 536. We’ll finish your water. 537. Get reserved tap water at Design Assembly events. 538. We’ll wave to you in real life. 539. Meet others that understand when you say ‘Living Coral’. 540. Learn how to relate to other designers. 541. We’ll respect your font size choices. 542. The opportunity to swap information. 543. We’ll be your phone-a-friend when you need to get out of a date. 544. We’ll give you design recommendations for Gisborne. 545. We’ll do three star jumps for you. 546. We’ll give you our last sip of beer. 547. Hear how Stephen Richardson did it. 548. Meet your future co-founder. 549. We’ll understand your love for print. 550. Meet someone else that also gets excited about print techniques. 551. We’ll tell you when you have toilet paper stuck to your foot. 552. We’ll collect your errant apostrophe. 553. If you arrive late to a Design Assembly workshop we’ll make all other workshop attendees applaud you for being late. 554. Recommendations for the best design podcasts (other than ours). 555. Recommendations for where to find the best coffee in Dunedin. 556. We’ll pat your dog. 557. If you want we will always greet you lovingly. 558. We’ll kiss your knee. 559. You can tell us to get down and give you 13 press ups. 560. Meet your future developer. 561. The history of the NZ design industry. 562. You’ll get motivated. 563. Ten years of design industry gossip. 564. We’ll keep a secret for you. 565. A bow every time we meet you. 566. We’ll explain to your client that that random icon isn’t a logo. 567. We’ll make sure no one steps on your brand new shoes. 568. The opportunity to speak your mind about design. 569. Interviews on our website with other kiwi designers. 570. A fun and rewarding way for graphic designers to connect with and support each other. 571. We’ll wait on you at Design Assembly events. 572. The chance to mentor an intermediate designer. 573. Discover your next design partner. 574. Others to debate the value of sharing industry knowledge with. 575. Learn all about service design. 576. We’ll let you win at a game of Uno. 577. The ability to name the typeface of the movie titles for Flash Dance. 578. Get lots of opinions about diversity in design. 579. We’ll do eight squats for you. 580. We’ll appreciate infographics with you. 581. We’ll understand that when you’re talking about fuchsia that you’re not talking about the flower. 582. We’ll do eleven lunges for you. 583. We’ll ask you what’s on your mind before Facebook does. 584. We’ll do a robot dance for you. 585. We’ll sing you a Lionel Ritchie song. 586. We'll dot your j's. 587. We’ll watch Disney movies with you. 588. We’ll sing you a Lauryn Hill song. 589. We’ll laugh at bad stock photos with you. 590. We’ll draw a parallelogram for you. 591. We’ll compliment you on your moustache. 592. Meet people who would describe the colour green without actually saying green. 593. Learn the shortcut to temporarily select the convert direction point tool in InDesign. 594. Learn how to master the rule of thirds technique. 595. Learn the shortcut to change the color mode in Illustrator. 596. We’ll match your tea to Pantone 7511. 597. We’ll pet sit your dog during a Design Assembly event. 598. We’ll dust off your shoulders. 599. We’ll respect your standpoint on authenticity in design. 600. We’ll name your godson. 601. We’ll make you an Easter card. 602. Learn the shortcut to the pencil tool in Photoshop. 603. You could sit next to a design student at DA events. 604. We’ll name the font on your t-shirt. 605. We’ll design your first tattoo. 606. We’ll organise your font files. 607. We’ll help you find your eftpos card. 608. Learn what #7142ac looks like. 609. Learn what Pantone 1575 looks like. 610. Experience entertainment at a DA event. 611. We'll groom your hair. 612. You’ll have the uncanny ability to liken situations to a Dark Tourist episode. 613. You discuss potential wins with us. 614. We’ll critique your colour choice. 615. We’ll offer you constructive feedback on your brand identity design when asked. 616. We’ll suggest colours for your next signage design. 617. We’ll cheer you on. 618. We’ll give you a list of designer pranks for April Fool’s Day. 619. Meet people who like craft beer packaging but not craft beer. 620. Learn the shortcut to select all objects on layer in InDesign. 621. We’ll suggest a font for your next ad campaign. 622. We’ll help you find a pencil. 623. Learn what HEX code fff200 looks like. 624. You can discuss industry barriers with us. 625. We’ll make you a sympathy card. 626. You’ll have the uncanny ability to liken situations to an episode of The Block. 627. We’ll suggest colours for your next stationery design. 628. We’ll offer you constructive feedback on your gig poster design when asked. 629. Learn what Pantone 2613 looks like. 630. We’ll help you find a job. 631. Learn the shortcut to lock selected artwork in Illustrator. 632. We’ll sing you a Frank Sinatra song. 633. We’ll crush on your celebrity crush with you. 634. We’ll replace any absent family members on your Christmas card photo. 635. We’ll draw a triangle for you. 636. We’ll set up an Illustrator file for you. 637. We’ll make you an origami lotus flower. 638. We’ll sing you an Aretha Franklin fun song for you. 639. Be connected to other visual designers from around New Zealand. 640. Lots of quality design jokes that only we get. 641. Meet people who would describe the colour purple without actually saying purple. 642. Learn the shortcut to select one character right or left in InDesign. 643. You could sit next to a designer at DA events. 644. We’ll support your love for good ads. 645. We’ll suggest a font for your next infographic design. 646. We’ll help you find a sharpie. 647. We’ll name the font in that sign. 648. Learn what HEX code 001fd9 looks like. 649. Learn the shortcut to the brush tool in Photoshop. 650. Learn what Pantone black 3 looks like. 651. We’ll offer you constructive feedback on your exhibition poster design when asked. 652. We’ll adjust your levels. 653. We’ll make you a Mother’s Day card. 654. Learn the shortcut to hide all deselected artwork in Illustrator. 655. We’ll match your tea to Pantone 7512. 656. We’ll name the font on that infographic. 657. We’ll name your goddaughter. 658. We’ll suggest a font for your next signage design. 659. Learn what #a29fa5 looks like. 660. Experience understanding at a DA event. 661. We'll groom your moustache. 662. You’ll have the uncanny ability to liken situations to a Family Guy episode. 663. You can discuss potential losses with us. 664. We’ll critique your copywriting. 665. We’ll make you a Valentine’s Day card. 666. We’ll suggest colours for your next website design. 667. We’ll endorse you for design on LinkedIn. 668. We’ll give you a bite of our Oreo. 669. Share your thoughts about fiver.com 670. Learn what Pantone 334 looks like. 671. Learn the shortcut to move to the start or end of line in InDesign. 672. We’ll sing you an Alicia Keys song. 673. We’ll compliment you on your beard. 674. Learn the shortcut to the healing brush tool in Photoshop. 675. You could sit next to a Creative Director at DA events. 676. We’ll support your typography decisions. 677. Learn what #ff8186 looks like. 678. We'll file your nails. 679. We’ll offer you constructive feedback on your signage design when asked. 680. Learn the shortcut to create a swatch as a global color in Illustrator. 681. We’ll name the font in that new campaign. 682. We’ll help you find your credit card. 683. Learn what Pantone 485 looks like. 684. Experience acceptance at a DA event. 685. We’ll suggest colours for your next packaging design. 686. We’ll give you a bite of our cookie. 687. We’ll design your second tattoo. 688. We’ll pet sit your rabbit during a Design Assembly event. 689. Learn the shortcut to move to the right or left one word in InDesign. 690. We’ll draw a stick figure portrait of your dog. 691. We’ll spot you at the gym. 692. We won't tell you to move the logo up. 693. We’ll sing you a David Bowie song. 694. Our team will do a line dance for you. 695. We’ll call you by your nickname. 696. We’ll understand that when you’re talking about bronze that you’re not talking about second place. 697. We’ll do one burpee for you. 698. Meet others that know the difference between Arial and Helvetica. 699. Enjoy direct access to interviews with designers from around New Zealand. 700. We’ll give you design recommendations for Invercargill. 701. We’ll do 18 star jumps for you. 702. Meet your future Digital Creative Director. 703. The design industry gossip. 704. Meet your next art director intern. 705. The opportunity to give your opinion about design. 706. We’ll let you win at a game of Jenga. 707. We’ll do three squats for you. 708. We’ll cheers with our pinkies out. 709. We’ll do the bartman for you. 710. We’ll sing you a Michael Buble song. 711. We won't tell you to bold that text. 712. We’ll re-watch cheesy chick flicks with you. 713. We’ll sing you a Chris Martin song. 714. We’ll do two pull-ups for you. 715. We’ll laugh at odd stock photos with you. 716. We’ll draw a stick figure portrait of your sister. 717. We’ll draw an oval for you. 718. We’ll set up an InDesign file for you. 719. We’ll make you an origami frog. 720. We’ll come up with a name for a new colour. 721. Learn the shortcut to the spot healing brush tool in Photoshop. 722. We’ll match your tea to Pantone 464. 723. You could sit next to a Design Director at DA events. 724. We’ll name the font on your shoes. 725. Experience happiness at a DA event. 726. We’ll make you an anniversary card. 727. Learn the shortcut to make copy while dragging in Illustrator. 728. Celebrate typography with other designers. 729. We’ll support your love for good design. 730. We’ll suggest a font for your next business card design. 731. We’ll tell you if it’s laminated or not. 732. We’ll name your grandchild. 733. We’ll help you find your calm. 734. Learn what HEX code 202a63 looks like. 735. You can discuss design projects with us. 736. We’ll name your layers in Photoshop. 737. Experience delight at a DA event. 738. You’ll have the uncanny ability to liken situations to a Limitless episode. 739. You can discuss industry gossip in the industry with us. 740. We’ll critique your font choice. 741. We’ll suggest colours for your next tote bag design. 742. Never have to use Excel at a workshop. 743. We’ll suggest a style for your next illustration. 744. Learn what Pantone Hexachrome Green looks like. 745. Learn the shortcut to the lasso tool in Photoshop. 746. We’ll support your favourite AFL team. 747. We’ll sing you a Whitney Houston song. 748. We'll rap you a song in a Randa style. 749. We’ll draw an equilateral triangle for you. 750. We won’t disclose your age unless you want us to. 751. Learn the shortcut to select next object behind or in front in InDesign. 752. We’ll support your font choices. 753. We’ll name the font on those banner ads. 754. We’ll send your client their logo files (again). 755. We’ll help find you a piece of A3 paper. 756. Learn what #418eba looks like. 757. We'll trim your ear hairs. 758. You can discuss collaborations with us. 759. We’ll critique your designs. 760. We’ll critique your art direction. 761. We’ll offer you constructive feedback on your packaging design when asked. 762. If we see you on a plane we’ll save you a seat. 763. We’ll polish your shoes. 764. We’ll help you eat your Easter eggs. 765. We’ll suggest colours for your next illustration. 766. We’ll suggest colours for your next brand identity design. 767. We’ll suggest colours for your next t-shirt graphic design. 768. We’ll make you a congratulations card. 769. Learn the shortcut to switch between selection and direct selection tools in Illustrator. 770. We'll shape your brows. 771. Learn the shortcut to the magic wand tool in Photoshop. 772. We’ll help you find a brush. 773. We’ll help you find a new job. 774. Learn what Pantone 313 looks like. 775. Experience bliss at a DA event. 776. You’ll have the uncanny ability to liken situations to a MacGyver episode. 777. We’ll make you a Birthday card. 778. Learn what HEX code f5ffa5 looks like. 779. We’ll help you find your happy place. 780. We’ll organise your layers. 781. We’ll name the font on that business card. 782. Celebrate your love of design with others. 783. We’ll match your tea to Pantone 7509. 784. Learn the shortcut to select the next or previous frame in story in InDesign. 785. We’ll draw out a mind map for you. 786. We’ll do five pull-ups for you. 787. We’ll sing you a Bob Marley song. 788. Learn new Illustrator tricks. 789. Our team will do a waltz for you. 790. We’ll do five lunges for you. 791. We’ll understand that when you’re talking about aubergine that you’re not talking about food. 792. We’ll do ten burpees for you. 793. Get lots of opinions about judges at awards ceremonies. 794. The ability to name the typeface of the movie titles for Star Wars (all of the titles). 795. We’ll let you win at a game of Pictionary. 796. Learn all about print design. 797. Be mentored by a design director. 798. Opportunities to connect with others in New Zealand's design community. 799. We’ll give you design recommendations for Taupo. 800. We’ll endorse you for art direction on LinkedIn. 801. Hang out with other people who care about colour. 802. Celebrate diversity with other designers. 803. We’ll watch your Instagram live videos. 804. Ensure the survival of Design Assembly. 805. We’ll give you the last mintie. 806. We’ll be the backup for your netball team. 807. We’ll return your wallet. 808. You can tell us to get down and give you 4 press ups. 809. We’ll say goodbye to you in the language of your choice. 810. We’ll make you a paper snowflake. 811. We’ll fight for no gender pay gap. 812. We’ll valet park your unicycle at Design Assembly events. 813. We’ll pick out all of the green M&Ms for you. 814. We’ll make you a Spotify playlist. 815. We’ll riff with you on your favourite movies. 816. We’ll make sure your phone is charged. 817. We’ll look after your gold fish. 818. We’ll make up your porn star name. 819. We’ll be enthusiastic. 820. We’ll fold your pocket square. 821. We’ll give you our donut hole. 822. Increase your knowledge on New Zealand design. 823. Learn how to memorise your office coffee order. 824. We’ll lip sync you a song. 825. A random shout out during a Design Assembly workshop. 826. We’ll play hopscotch with you. 827. We’ll let you finish our beer. 828. Meet others who know the difference between teal and green. 829. We’ll suggest colours for your next gig poster design. 830. We’ll respect your kerning choices. 831. We’ll love what you’re wearing. 832. We’ll be your phone-a-friend when you need to get out of a tricky situation. 833. We’ll give you design recommendations for Rotorua. 834. We’ll do four star jumps for you. 835. We’ll give you our last sip of coffee. 836. We’ll read your book at book club. 837. We’ll give you the gossip on all the design schools. 838. Hear how Pete Montgomery did it. 839. Meet your future junior designer. 840. We’ll tell you when you have lipstick on your teeth. 841. We’ll tell you the time on demand. 842. We will apologise if we start without you at a Design Assembly event. 843. Recommendations for the best colour combinations. 844. Recommendations for where to find the best coffee in Tauranga. 845. We’ll pat your ego. 846. If you want we will always greet you dopily. 847. We’ll kiss your elbow. 848. You can tell us to get down and give you 14 press ups. 849. We’ll do 16 star jumps for you. 850. We’ll understand if you’re a print sample hoarder. 851. Meet your future Executive Creative Director. 852. The design industry chitchat. 853. You could make more than five new designer friends. 854. You’ll be inspired. 855. Recommendations for where to find the best coffee in Masterton. 856. We’ll tell you what the date is. 857. We’ll remember your MySpace password for you. 858. We’ll excuse you from the table. 859. Meet people who know the difference between green and turquoise. 860. We’ll respect your brand guidelines. 861. Be part of a unique forum for connecting designers of all ages and stages. 862. The chance to mentor an up-and-coming design director. 863. Discover your next copywriter. 864. Learn all about logo design. 865. Get lots of opinions about kerning. 866. We’ll do nine squats for you. 867. We’ll understand that when you’re talking about emerald that you’re not talking about a gemstone. 868. We’ll do six lunges for you. 869. We’ll celebrate good ideas. 870. We’ll do the gangnam style dance for you. 871. We’ll sing you a Jennifer Lopez song. 872. We’ll save that number you’ve been too lazy to save on your phone. 873. We'll rap you a song in a David Dallas style. 874. We’ll draw a semi-circle for you. 875. We’ll make you an origami cat. 876. Be connected to other creatives from around New Zealand. 877. We’ll give you a design alias name. 878. Learn the shortcut to select master page item from document page in Indesign. 879. We’ll match your tea to Pantone 7508. 880. We’ll suggest a font for your next gig poster design. 881. You can discuss safe work methods with us. 882. You could sit next to a design graduate at DA events. 883. Learn the shortcut to the crop tool in Photoshop. 884. Celebrate the intricacies of shortcuts with other designers. 885. We’ll name the font on your tote bag. 886. Learn what Pantone 282 looks like. 887. We’ll offer you constructive feedback on your tote bag design when asked. 888. Learn the shortcut to lock all deselected artwork in Illustrator. 889. We’ll respect your standpoint on kerning. 890. We’ll help find you a piece of A4 paper. 891. Learn what #7200ff looks like. 892. Hear varying opinions at DA events. 893. We'll preen your moustache. 894. We’ll critique your technique. 895. If we see you on a blimp we’ll save you a seat. 896. Learn the shortcut to select the first or last frame in story in InDesign. 897. We’ll help you build a Lego unicorn. 898. We’ll sing you an Usher song. 899. We’ll let you win at a game of Connect Four. 900. You can tell us to get down and give you 15 press ups. 901. We’ll give you design recommendations for Whanganui. 902. Meet your future Group Creative Director. 903. Learn the shortcut for the shear tool in InDesign. 904. The knowledge that you’re helping to support and foster a vibrant design community in New Zealand. 905. You’ll get a personal coat check at Design Assembly workshops. 906. The chance to mentor a young designer. 907. Meet others that care about the difference between Univers and Akzidenz Grotesk. 908. Get lots of opinions about whether to enter award ceremonies. 909. We’ll do two lunges for you. 910. We’ll obsess over paper stock with you. 911. Our team will do a salsa for you. 912. We’ll sing you a song in Māori. 913. We’ll sing you an Ed Sheeran song. 914. We’ll be your personal barber. 915. We won’t ask you to decrease the number of spot colours. 916. We'll rap you a song in a Scribe style. 917. We’ll laugh at ridiculous stock photos with you. 918. We’ll help you brainstorm ideas. 919. We’ll draw a stick figure portrait of your brother. 920. We’ll set up a photoshop file for you. 921. We’ll make you an origami heart. 922. We’ll ink your stamp pad. 923. We’ll laugh at your design jokes. 924. We’ll give you design recommendations for Blenheim. 925. Learn the shortcut to Gradient in Illustrator. 926. We’ll weave you a hat. 927. We’ll understand your love/hate relationship with glitter. 928. We’ll sing you a Robbie Williams song. 929. Share letterpress advice. 930. We’ll sing you a Bobby Brown song. 931. Learn the shortcut to the hand tool in Photoshop. 932. We’ll make you paper flowers. 933. Access to design resources. 934. Lots of quality puns that only we get. 935. Recommendations for where to find the best coffee in Timaru. 936. Hashtag recommendations for your Twitter posts. 937. We’ll make you a sound cloud playlist. 938. Advice on tracking. 939. Meet your future senior account manager. 940. We’ll set up your page guides for you. 941. Learn about setting up your files for print. 942. Meet others that know that medium and regular are not the same. 943. Recommendations on LinkedIn groups to join. 944. Meet your next graphic design intern. 945. A word pronounced for you in an accent of your choice. 946. Meet others that love uncoated stock. 947. Share your risograph printing experiences. 948. Advice on colour combinations that stand out. 949. Learn the shortcut to move a selection by 10 times in InDesign. 950. Recommendations for where to find the best coffee in Queenstown. 951. Learn the shortcut to select content of selected container. 952. We’ll sing you an Aaliyah song. 953. We’ll draw a pentagon for you. 954. We’ll make you an origami diamond. 955. We’ll cut potato prints with you. 956. We’ll help you build a Lego plane. 957. We’ll do the limbo for you. 958. We’ll fold you a fan. 959. Be connected to graphic designers from around New Zealand. 960. We’ll become a dog person for you. 961. Learn the shortcut to the display transform tool dialog box in InDesign. 962. We’ll ask the obvious questions. 963. Learn the shortcut to the rectangular marquee tool in Photoshop. 964. Celebrate paper stock with other designers. 965. We’ll respect your standpoint on leading. 966. We’ll give you a list of designer baby names. 967. We’ll suggest a font for your next magazine ad design. 968. We’ll help find you an A3 pad. 969. Learn what HEX code 5f2063 looks like. 970. Experience fun at a DA event. 971. We'll trim your nose hairs. 972. You’ll have the uncanny ability to liken situations to an A-team episode. 973. You can discuss your design endeavours with us. 974. We’ll critique your penmanship. 975. We’ll offer you constructive feedback on your book design when asked. 976. If we see you on a bus we’ll save you a seat. 977. Learn what Pantone black 2 looks like. 978. We’ll match your tea to Pantone 7507. 979. Learn the shortcut to hide selected artwork in Illustrator. 980. We’ll name the font of the end frame on that TVC. 981. We’ll help you find an idea. 982. We’ll make you a get well soon card. 983. Experience passion at a DA event. 984. Learn what HEX code ffb400 looks like. 985. We’ll be real for you. 986. Learn the shortcut to duplicate and transform a selection in InDesign. 987. We’ll draw a heart for you. 988. We’ll sing you a Jimi Hendrix song. 989. Our team will do the pogo for you. 990. We’ll come up with that killer caption for your Twitter post. 991. We’ll understand that when you’re talking about grape that you’re not talking about a food. 992. We’ll do four burpees for you. 993. Get lots of opinions about postmodernism. 994. We’ll let you win at a game of snakes and ladders. 995. Learn all about collateral design. 996. Meet your next design mentor. 997. Meet your future flat mate. 998. We’ll do 17 star jumps for you. 999. We’ll give you design recommendations for Dunedin. 1000. Learn how to persuade clients into making the logo smaller. 1001. Be free to discuss obscure type techniques. 1002. Find new design friends. 1003. Bring your guinea pig for free. 1004. We’ll smell paper with you. 1005. The chance to talk to others about design stuff other than your mum. 1006. If the air con’s broken at an event we’ll fan you down. 1007. We’ll tell you how good you look. 1008. Front row sets at Design Assembly events. 1009. Industry updates via Instagram. 1010. The chance to preview hot young things on our website. 1011. We’ll endorse you for a skill you do not have on LinkedIn. 1012. Hang out with other people who care about fonts. 1013. Share your en dash obsessions. 1014. Receive reserved seats at a Design Assembly event. 1015. Learn new photoshop tricks. 1016. We’ll introduce you to someone else at a Design Assembly event so you’re never alone. 1017. We’ll watch your Instagram stories.1018. We’ll pin your work on a Pinterest mood board. 1019. Be understood for loving white space. 1020. We’ll be the backup for your lacrosse team. 1021. You can tell us to get down and give you 5 press ups. 1022. We’ll make you paper dolls. 1023. You’ll get your favourite song played over the sound system. 1024. We’ll champion cultural diversity. 1025. We’ll valet park your jet pack at Design Assembly events. 1026. Hashtag recommendations for your LinkedIn posts. 1027. We’ll cheer you on for Dry July. 1028. We’ll tweet you in real life. 1029. The ability to charge your phone at Design Assembly events. 1030. We’ll make up your Harry Potter name. 1031. We won’t bite (unless you ask). 1032. We’ll twiddle your moustache. 1033. We’ll teach you how to make a paper plane. 1034. Upskill yourself on graphic design. 1035. Feel included. 1036. We’ll do an Exosia search for you. 1037. We’ll play elastics with you. 1038. We’ll let you finish our wine. 1039. You’ll have the uncanny ability to liken situations to a Simpson’s episode. 1040. Talk to people who know how to say magenta. 1041. We’ll respect your leading choices. 1042. Meet others that know the difference between a serif and sans serif font. 1043. We’ll tell you that you have wonderful toenails. 1044. We’ll give you design recommendations for Tauranga. 1045. We’ll do five star jumps for you. 1046. We’ll give you our last bite of cheese and crackers. 1047. Hear how Chris Flack did it. 1048. Meet your future senior designer. 1049. We’ll tell you where you can buy alphabet pasta. 1050. We will gossip something amazing about you at a Design Assembly event. 1051. Recommendations for the best fonts. 1052. Recommendations for where to find the best coffee in Taupo. 1053. We’ll pat your guinea pig. 1054. If you want we will always greet you terribly. 1055. We’ll kiss your head. 1056. You can tell us to get down and give you 16 press ups. 1057. We’ll give you design recommendations for Greymouth. 1058. We’ll understand if you love smelling paper. 1059. Meet your future Head of Art. 1060. We’ll make you a hot cup of cocoa. 1061. You could make more than four new designer friends. 1062. You’ll be rejuvenated. 1063. Access to ten+ years of NZ design industry knowledge. 1064. Help finding you an animator. 1065. We’ll excuse you from your seat. 1066. Learn the shortcut for the scissors tool in Illustrator. 1067. Opportunities to inspire others in New Zealand's design community. 1068. Meet your next design mentee. 1069. Learn all about graphic design. 1070. We’ll let you win at a game of Scrabble. 1071. The ability to name the typeface of the movie titles for Indiana Jones. 1072. Get lots of opinions about Helvetica. 1073. We’ll do seven squats for you. 1074. We’ll understand that when you’re talking about cayenne that you’re not talking about a spice. 1075. We’ll do thirteen lunges for you. 1076. We’ll pull out your seat for you. 1077. We’ll do an Irish jig for you. 1078. We’ll sing you a song in Samoan. 1079. We’ll laugh at silly stock photos with you. 1080. We’ll draw a stick figure portrait of your boss. 1081. We’ll make you an origami purse. 1082. We’ll help you build a Lego monster. 1083. Learn the shortcut for toggle fill and stroke. 1084. Learn from intermediate designers who have done it before. 1085. Be connected to design studios from around New Zealand. 1086. Learn the shortcut to decrease the scale by 1% in InDesign. 1087. We’ll be woke for you. 1088. We’ll ask the boring questions. 1089. Learn the shortcut to show all artwork in Illustrator. 1090. We’ll match your tea to Pantone 465. 1091. Celebrate water-based inks with other designers. 1092. We’ll support your dislike of bad design. 1093. We’ll name the font on your reusable bag. 1094. Learn what #b67bff looks like. 1095. Learn the shortcut to the move tool in Photoshop. 1096. Learn what Pantone 486 looks like. 1097. We’ll draw a rhombus for you. 1098. We’ll sing you a Shania Twain song. 1099. Our team will do the Scottish highlands dance for you. 1100. You can tell us to get down and give you 9 press ups. 1101. We’ll valet park your hover-board at Design Assembly events. 1102. We’ll respect your tracking choices. 1103. We’ll do nine star jumps for you. 1104. We’ll give you our last piece of sushi. 1105. Hear how Make Bardo did it. 1106. Meet your future best friend. 1107. We’ll write your gmail auto reply. 1108. We’ll walk your dog. 1109. Recommendations for the best Netflix watches. 1110. Recommendations for where to find the best coffee in Napier. 1111. We’ll pat your cat. 1112. If you want we will always greet you happily. 1113. We’ll do 15 star jumps for you. 1114. Meet your future Associate Creative Director. 1115. We can take notes for you. 1116. You’ll be thrilled. 1117. We’ll explain to your client that a logotype is a logo. 1118. Learn the shortcut for the scale tool in Illustrator. 1119. You’ll have the confidence to ask those impolite questions. 1120. Be mentored by a creative director. 1121. Learn all about environmental design. 1122. Get lots of opinions about what fonts to use. 1123. We’ll understand that when you’re talking about lavender that you’re not talking about a plant. 1124. We’ll do fourteen lunges for you. 1125. We’ll get those natural shots for you. 1126. Our team will do the tango for you. 1127. We’ll sing you a Tom Jones song. 1128. We won't tell you to change the colour to black. 1129. We'll rap you a song in a Snoop Dog style. 1130. We’ll laugh at hilarious stock photos with you. 1131. We’ll draw a stick figure portrait of your husband. 1132. We’ll give you our last piece of cake. 1133. We’ll make you an origami butterfly. 1134. We’ll help you build a Lego fort. 1135. We’ll draw a spiral for you. 1136. Learn the shortcut for swap fill and stroke. 1137. Help finding a seat at a Design Assembly event. 1138. Upskill yourself on design thinking. 1139. Learn from designers who have faced their fears. 1140. We’ll never touch your laptop screen. 1141. We’ll support your favourite NFL team. 1142. Learn the shortcut to increase the scale by 1% in InDesign. 1143. We’ll ask those questions for a friend. 1144. Learn the shortcut to select all items on layer in Illustrator. 1145. Celebrate new UI trends with other designers. 1146. We’ll respect your standpoint on comic sans. 1147. We’ll name the font on your mind. 1148. We’ll name your first born child. 1149. We’ll suggest a font for your next beer label design. 1150. We’ll organise your client brand guideline files. 1151. We’ll help you find the nearest art store. 1152. Learn what #00a1fd looks like. 1153. Experience respect at a DA event. 1154. We'll trim your moustache. 1155. We’ll feel paper stock with you. 1156. You can discuss your design encounters with us. 1157. We’ll critique your taste in music. 1158. We’ll offer you constructive feedback on your advert design when asked. 1159. Learn what Pantone black 5 looks like. 1160. Learn the shortcut to move a selection in InDesign. 1161. Be connected to photographers from around New Zealand. 1162. Learn from junior designers who have done it before. 1163. We’ll be analytical for you. 1164. Learn the shortcut to fill in Photoshop. 1165. Learn the shortcut to the get anchor point tool while using the pen tool in Illustrator. 1166. We’ll match your tea to Pantone 7517. 1167. We’ll name the font for you on that ad. 1168. We’ll suggest a font for your next exhibition poster design. 1169. We’ll support your fight for no gender pay gap. 1170. We’ll find you a friend. 1171. Learn what Pantone Hexachrome Orange looks like. 1172. Experience care at a DA event. 1173. We’ll help find you an A4 pad. 1174. We'll give your hair a trim. 1175. You’ll have the uncanny ability to liken situations to a Friends episode. 1176. You can discuss lighting with us. 1177. We’ll critique your technical nous. 1178. We’ll offer you constructive feedback on your cover design when asked. 1179. If we see you on a ferry we’ll save you a seat. 1180. You’ll have the uncanny ability to liken situations to an episode of The Order. 1181. We’ll make you a Christmas card. 1182. We’ll suggest colours for your next business card design. 1183. Learn what HEX code fbc1ff looks like. 1184. Celebrate new trends with other designers. 1185. Learn the shortcut to subtract a path from selection in Photoshop. 1186. We’ll be serious for you. 1187. Learn the shortcut to decrease the scale by 5% in InDesign. 1188. Be connected to other visual designers from around New Zealand. 1189. Learn the shortcut to select container of selected content. 1190. We’ll draw a diamond for you. 1191. We’ll sing you a Dame Kiri Te Kanawa song. 1192. We’ll sing you a song in Chinese. 1193. We’ll do the twist for you. 1194. We’ll do ten burpees for you. 1195. Meet others that know the difference between Univers and Akzidenz Grotesk. 1196. We’ll let you win at a game of Operation. 1197. Learn the shortcut for the gradient tool in Illustrator. 1198. Recommendations for where to find the best coffee in Cambridge. 1199. Meet your future junior copywriter. 1200. Hang out with other people that know how to use glyphs. 1201. We’ll be your Facebook friend. 1202. Talk to someone who knows what Helvetica is. 1203. You will have always have done enough for a mallow puff. 1204. We’ll be the backup for your chess game. 1205. You can tell us to get down and give you 6 press ups. 1206. We’ll say thank you to you in the language of your choice. 1207. We’ll support the regions. 1208. We’ll valet park your Ferrari at Design Assembly events. 1209. We’ll review your online portfolio. 1210. We’ll make sure you get client sign off on your proofs. 1211. The ability to charge your laptop at Design Assembly events. 1212. We’ll give you a hug. 1213. Learn about the future of technology. 1214. We’ll play nicely with others. 1215. We’ll trim your beard. 1216. Stay up to date on the latest kiwi designs. 1217. Feel embraced for who you are. 1218. We’ll shower you in confetti when you leave a Design Assembly event. 1219. We’ll play double dutch with you. 1220. We’ll let you finish our glass of water. 1221. Get extra leg room at Design Assembly events. 1222. Talk to people who know how to say cyan. 1223. If it’s hot we’ll blow on your head. 1224. We’ll respect your gsm choices. 1225. Get warm fuzzies. 1226. We’ll tell you that you have wonderful fingernails. 1227. We’ll give you design recommendations for Hamilton. 1228. We’ll do six star jumps for you. 1229. We’ll give you our last sandwich. 1230. Hear how Johnson Witehira did it. 1231. Meet your future boss. 1232. We’ll understand your love of print. 1233. Meet someone else that also gets excited about letterpress. 1234. We’ll draw your business card raffle. 1235. Recommendations for where to find the best coffee in Palmerston North. 1236. We’ll spell your name out with alphabet pasta. 1237. We’ll pat your mouse. 1238. If you want we will always greet you crappily. 1239. Meet your future intermediate copywriter.1240. We’ll make you a milo. 1241. You could make more than three new designer friends. 1242. You’ll be glad you’ve subscribed. 1243. You’ll be pleased. 1244. Ten years of NZ design industry lessons. 1245. Help finding you a production company. 1246. We’ll tell you what day it is. 1247. Learn the shortcut for the rotate tool in Illustrator. 1248. We’ll greet you nicely. 1249. The chance to mentor a future designer. 1250. Learn all about design thinking. 1251. We’ll let you win at The Game of Life. 1252. Get lots of options about the latest trends. 1253. We’ll understand that when you’re talking about mustard that you’re not talking about food. 1254. We’ll do eight lunges for you. 1255. We’ll convince your client that a colour palette doesn’t consist of 25+ colours. 1256. We’ll sing you a Mario song. 1257. We'll rap you a song in a Bow Wow style. 1258. We’ll laugh at ludicrous stock photos with you. 1259. We’ll draw a stick figure portrait of your wife. 1260. We’ll help you build a Lego tower. 1261. Learn the shortcut to temporarily select group selection tool. 1262. Help finding a seat at a Design Assembly workshop. 1263. Learn from senior designers who have done it before. 1264. Learn the shortcut to duplicate and offset a selection in InDesign. 1265. We’ll ask the big questions. 1266. We’ll tell you if your ideas have been done before. 1267. Learn the shortcut to draw from center in Illustrator. 1268. We’ll match your tea to Pantone 7516. 1269. You could talk to an intermediate designer. 1270. Celebrate new UX trends with other designers. 1271. We’ll make you a herbal tea. 1272. We’ll suggest a font for your next packaging design. 1273. We’ll help you find a plate. 1274. Learn what #00fcff looks like. 1275. You’ll have the uncanny ability to liken situations to an episode of The Bachelor. 1276. Learn what Pantone 519 looks like. 1277. Learn the shortcut to add a path to selection in Photoshop. 1278. We’ll be stoked for you. 1279. Be connected to junior designers from around New Zealand. 1280. We’ll support your favourite Cricket team. 1281. We’ll be welcoming to you. 1282. Learn the shortcut to load path as selection in Photoshop. 1283. We’ll tell you if your ideas are sound. 1284. Learn the shortcut to add a thin space in Illustrator. 1285. We’ll name the font for you on that wine bottle. 1286. We’ll respect your standpoint on diversity. 1287. We’ll help you find the light switch. 1288. Learn what HEX code ffcda5 looks like. 1289. Experience insights at a DA event. 1290. You can discuss upcoming events with us. 1291. Learn what Pantone 538 looks like. 1292. We’ll ask those polarising questions. 1293. Learn the shortcut to increase the scale by 5% in InDesign. 1294. Learn from designers who have made mistakes. 1295. Upskill yourself on information architecture. 1296. Learn the shortcut to temporarily select selection or direct selection tool (last used). 1297. We’ll sing you an Axl Rose song for you. 1298. We’ll draw a heptagon for you. 1299. Learn the quick keys to open the justification dialog box in InDesign. 1300. Meet your future Creative Director. 1301. You’ll be merry. 1302. Recommendations for where to find the best coffee in the North Island. 1303. Learn the shortcut for the ellipse tool in Illustrator. 1304. You’ll have the confidence to ask those uncomfortable questions. 1305. Get lots of opinions about the latest UX design. 1306. Meet others that know the difference between serif and sans serif. 1307. We’ll do five squats for you. 1308. Learn all about advertising design. 1309. We’ll understand that when you’re talking about orange that you’re not talking about the fruit. 1310. We’ll find that typeface you saw 3 years ago. 1311. We’ll sing you a Lenny Kravitz song. 1312. We won't tell you to change the colour to teal. 1313. We'll rap you a song in a Vanilla Ice style. 1314. We’ll laugh at awkward stock photos with you. 1315. We’ll draw a stick figure portrait of your cat. 1316. We’ll make you an origami bird. 1317. We’ll help you build a Lego bird. 1318. We’ll put the lid on your sharpie for you. 1319. We’ll pick an Illustrator brush for you. 1320. Learn the shortcut for the toggle between formatting affects container and formatting. 1321. We’ll help you to your seat at a Design Assembly event. 1322. Upskill yourself on design project management. 1323. Learn how to run a strong design business. 1324. Be connected to agency owners from around New Zealand. 1325. Learn the shortcut to duplicate a selection in InDesign. 1326. We’ll be surprised for you. 1327. Learn the shortcut to constrain proportion in Illustrator. 1328. We’ll match your tea to Pantone 7515. 1329. You could talk to a junior designer. 1330. Celebrate art with other designers. 1331. We’ll respect your standpoint on inclusiveness. 1332. We’ll suggest a font for your next wine label design. 1333. We’ll help find your glass. 1334. Learn what #b9feff looks like. 1335. Experience friendliness at a DA event. 1336. We'll plait your hair. 1337. You can discuss whether or not wear something with us. 1338. We’ll critique your type. 1339. We’ll make you a cup of green tea. 1340. We’ll tell you if your ideas are groundbreaking. 1341. Learn the shortcut to create a clipping mask in Photoshop. 1342. We’ll tell you if your ideas are funny. 1343. Learn the shortcut to move an object while drawing in Illustrator. 1344. Hear how others are doing at business. 1345. We’ll name the font for you on that beer label. 1346. We’ll support your fight for equal rights. 1347. We’ll help you to find your plate. 1348. Learn what Pantone black 7 looks like. 1349. We'll preen your beard. 1350. You’ll have the uncanny ability to liken situations to a Seinfeld episode. 1351. You can discuss ideas for future workshops with us. 1352. We’ll ask those deep questions. 1353. Learn the shortcut to resize frame and content in InDesign. 1354. Be connected to kiwi visual designers from around the world. 1355. We’ll sing you a Six 60 song. 1356. Learn the shortcut to apply colour. 1357. Learn from designers who have done it. 1358. We’ll become a cat person for you. 1359. We’ll support your favourite Volleyball team. 1360. Learn the shortcut to resize frame and content proportionately in InDesign. 1361. We’ll ask those poignant questions. 1362. We’ll tell you where to buy the cheapest sharpies. 1363. Learn the shortcut to the zoom in tool in Illustrator. 1364. We’ll match your tea to Pantone 4665. 1365. You could talk to a senior designer. 1366. We’ll suggest a font for your next honey label design. 1367. We’ll design your next tattoo. 1368. We’ll name your layers in Illustrator. 1369. Learn what #fb3e45 looks like. 1370. Experience good people at a DA event. 1371. We’ll critique your kerning. 1372. Learn what Pantone 5463 looks like. 1373. Learn the shortcut to rename layer in Photoshop. 1374. Be connected to design students from around New Zealand. 1375. We’ll tell you if your ideas are bad. 1376. Learn the shortcut to the zoom out tool in Illustrator. 1377. Celebrate legends of design with other designers. 1378. We’ll name the font for you on that logo. 1379. We’ll respect your standpoint on love. 1380. We’ll suggest a font for your next pro bono ad campaign. 1381. We’ll help you find an intern (paid). 1382. Learn what #bcffcf looks like. 1383. Experience a challenge at a DA event. 1384. We'll braid your hair. 1385. You’ll have the uncanny ability to liken situations to an episode of The Walking Dead. 1386. You can discuss your design difficulties with us. 1387. Learn what Pantone 675 looks like. 1388. We’ll be stunned for you. 1389. Learn the shortcut to constrain proportions in InDesign. 1390. Upskill yourself on creative leadership. 1391. Learn the shortcut for the gradient feather tool. 1392. We’ll draw a star for you. 1393. We won't tell you to change the colour so it can be read better. 1394. We’ll sing you an Eagles song. 1395. We’ll do seven lunges for you. 1396. Learn all about brochure design. 1397. We’ll let you win at a game of Trivial Pursuit. 1398. Read all about being a designer living and working in Ireland. 1399. Learn the shortcut for the type on a path tool in InDesign. 1400. We’ll give you our last piece of pav. 1401. Recommendations for where to find the best coffee in Auckland. 1402. If you want we will always greet you oddly. 1403. We’ll do 14 star jumps for you. 1404. Meet your future Creative Group Head. 1405. We can ask the Design Assembly event speakers to speak louder for you. 1406. You’ll be gobsmacked. 1407. A salute every time we meet you. 1408. We’ll find you a reason not to go. 1409. Learn the shortcut for the pencil tool in Illustrator. 1410. You’ll have the confidence to ask those pressing questions. 1411. Read all about being a designer living and working in Europe. 1412. Be mentored by another designer. 1413. Others to debate the value of sharing design studio processes with. 1414. We’ll let you win at a game of monopoly. 1415. We’ll separate your peas from your corn. 1416. Meet people who know the difference between turquoise and blue. 1417. Get lots of opinions about females in design. 1418. We’ll do five burpees for you. 1419. We’ll do twelve lunges for you. 1420. We’ll encourage your game of thrones obsession. 1421. We’ll do the bop for you. 1422. We'll relink your files. 1423. We won't tell you to change the colour to pink. 1424. We’ll sing you a Lorde song. 1425. We’ll draw an octagon for you. 1426. We’ll make you an origami flower. 1427. We’ll help you build a Lego dragon. 1428. Learn the shortcut for the affects text. 1429. Learn from photographers who have done it before. 1430. Be connected to intermediate designers from around New Zealand. 1431. We’ll support your favourite Netball team. 1432. Learn the shortcut to add to or subtract from a selection of multiple objects in Indesign. 1433. We’ll tell you about the best design apps. 1434. Learn the shortcut to the zoom in to exact size in Illustrator. 1435. We’ll match your tea to Pantone 470. 1436. You could talk to a senior Art Director. 1437. We’ll name the font for you on that exhibition poster. 1438. We’ll help you find a paid internship. 1439. Learn what Pantone black 6 looks like. 1440. You can discuss ideas for future panelists with us. 1441. Learn the shortcut to merge layers in Photoshop. 1442. We’ll organise your client logo files. 1443. Learn what HEX code fff000 looks like. 1444. Experience goodwill at a DA event. 1445. We’ll critique your bow tie. 1446. We’ll tell you if your ideas are good. 1447. Learn the shortcut to switch image from high quality display to fast display in InDesign. 1448. We’ll help you find a ride. 1449. Learn how to run an amazing design business. 1450. Be connected to senior designers from around New Zealand. 1451. Learn from agency owners from around New Zealand. 1452. Meet people who would describe the colour white without actually saying white. 1453. Learn the shortcut to select one paragraph in InDesign. 1454. We’ll ask those stupid questions. 1455. We’ll hold your hanky for you. 1456. Learn the shortcut to em Space in Illustrator. 1457. You could talk to a design student. 1458. Hear how others are doing at new business. 1459. Celebrate design exhibitions with other designers. 1460. We’ll name the font for you on that gig poster. 1461. We’ll support your dislike of bad typography. 1462. We’ll suggest a font for your next label design. 1463. We’ll name your middle child. 1464. We’ll help find your sunglasses. 1465. Learn what #1f903f looks like. 1466. Learn what Pantone Purple looks like. 1467. Experience wonder at a DA event. 1468. We’ll critique your use of logos. 1469. Learn what Pantone Green looks like. 1470. We’ll tell you best places to find design plugins. 1471. Learn the shortcut to select bottom layer in Photoshop. 1472. We’ll help you come up with a new password. 1473. We’ll make you a cup of lemon and ginger tea. 1474. We’ll help find your drink. 1475. Learn what Pantone 5503 looks like. 1476. Learn the shortcut to switch between outline and preview modes in Illustrator. 1477. We’ll be happy for you. 1478. Learn the shortcut for the frame grid tool (vertical). 1479. We'll rap you a song in a MC Hammer style. 1480. We won't tell you to change the colour to orange. 1481. Our team will do the mamba for you. 1482. We’ll sing you a Madonna song. 1483. We'll let you in on our Photoshop plugins. 1484. We’ll laugh at awful stock photos with you. 1485. We’ll draw a hexagon for you. 1486. Learn the shortcut to apply gradient. 1487. Upskill yourself on design budgeting. 1488. Learn from creative directors who have done it before. 1489. We’ll support your favourite Hockey team. 1490. Learn the shortcut to select all guides in InDesign. 1491. We’ll ask those weird questions. 1492. We’ll be angry for you. 1493. We’ll stop collaborate and listen. 1494. We’ll match your tea to Pantone 469. 1495. You could talk to a junior Art Director. 1496. We’ll name the font for you on that magazine ad. 1497. We’ll design you a tattoo. 1498. We’ll name your layers in InDesign. 1499. We’ll help find your reading glasses. 1500. Learn what Pantone 7404 looks like. 1501. Learn the shortcut to hide/show all tools and panels in Illustrator. 1502. We’ll make you a cup of peppermint tea. 1503. We’ll assist with finding your chair. 1504. We’ll help you find an internship. 1505. Experience open mindedness at a DA event. 1506. We’ll tell you best places to find editing plugins. 1507. Learn the shortcut to select top layer in Photoshop. 1508. We’ll sing you a Beatles song. 1509. Upskill yourself at our Design Assembly pub quiz event. 1510. Learn how to run a great design business. 1511. We’ll ask those funny questions. 1512. Learn the shortcut to the content-aware move tool in Photoshop. 1513. We’ll tell you all about the history of lorem ipsum. 1514. Learn what Pantone 5517 looks like. 1515. Experience diversity of thought at a DA event. 1516. Be connected to junior art directors from around New Zealand. 1517. Learn the shortcut to unlock all artwork in Illustrator. 1518. You could talk to a designer. 1519. We’ll suggest a font for your next water label design. 1520. Learn what Pantone Violet looks like. 1521. Celebrate NZ design events with other designers. 1522. Hear how others are doing at client relationships. 1523. We’ll tell you best places to find grading plugins. 1524. Learn the shortcut to merge visible layers in Photoshop. 1525. We won’t be patronizing. 1526. Learn the shortcut to select one word in InDesign. 1527. Upskill yourself on user experience design. 1528. Learn the shortcut for the frame grid tool (horizontal). 1529. We’ll help you build a Lego castle. 1530. We’ll draw a square for you. 1531. We'll let you in on our favourite font websites. 1532. We’ll sing you a Van Halen song. 1533. We’ll do the caterpillar for you. 1534. We’ll shun all movie/game spoilers on site. 1535. We’ll do ten lunges for you. 1536. We’ll understand that when you’re talking about lemon that you’re not talking about food. 1537. Learn all about corporate design. 1538. We’ll do ten squats for you. 1539. Get lots of opinions about experience design. 1540. We’ll let you win at a game of last card. 1541. The chance to mentor a junior designer. 1542. Read all about being a designer living and working in Canada. 1543. Learn the shortcut for the rectangle tool in Illustrator. 1544. We’ll be fast. 1545. We will drain your umbrella if it’s wet. 1546. We’ll send you a wave on Facebook messenger. 1547. We’ll golf clap your exit. 1548. You’ll have the confidence to ask those probing questions. 1549. Learn the shortcut for the eyedropper tool in Photoshop. 1550. Share your frustrations with the rainbow spinning pinwheel of death. 1551. Recommendations for where to find the best coffee in Invercargill. 1552. You’ll be happy. 1553. Meet your future senior designer. 1554. We’ll do 13 star jumps for you. 1555. We’ll make up your drag name. 1556. Bring your turtle for free. 1557. The chance to talk to others about design stuff other than your partner. 1558. Learn about the future of design. 1559. The chance to request Design Assembly workshop ideas. 1560. Industry updates via Twitter. 1561. We’ll endorse you for graphic design on LinkedIn. 1562. Share your glyph obsessions. 1563. Receive reserved seats when entering the Design Assembly pub quiz. 1564. Learn about content aware fill. 1565. Learn when not to work for free. 1566. Be part of a tribe. 1567. Not have to watch so many design tutorials on YouTube. 1568. Talk to someone who knows the difference between Metic and Calibre. 1569. We’ll share your L&P. 1570. We’ll be the backup for your basketball team. 1571. You can tell us to get down and give you 7 press ups. 1572. If you want we will always greet you sarcastically. 1573. We’ll champion young designers. 1574. We’ll champion older designers. 1575. We’ll valet park your Mazzerati at Design Assembly events. 1576. We’ll pick out all of the blue M&Ms for you. 1577. We’ll cheer you on for Movember. 1578. Reserved sushi at Design Assembly events. 1579. We’ll give you a haircut. 1580. Feel embraced for what you do. 1581. We’ll hold the other end of your skipping rope. 1582. Meet others who know the exact shade you’re talking about when you say ultra violet. 1583. We’ll help sign all your company Christmas cards. 1584. We’ll respect your typography choices. 1585. We’ll tell you that you have wonderful hands. 1586. We’ll give you design recommendations for Christchurch. 1587. We’ll do seven star jumps for you. 1588. We’ll give you our last donut. 1589. Hear how Jonathan Sagar did it. 1590. Meet your future co-worker. 1591. We’ll understand your love of pens. 1592. We’ll call you a Taxi. 1593. We’ll let you be a patch member of Design Assembly. 1594. We’ll create a diversion so you make it to your chair without anyone noticing if you’re late to a Design Assembly event. 1595. Recommendations for where to find the best coffee in Wellington. 1596. We’ll forgive you for using a mouse (even though it’s like using a bar of soap). 1597. If you want we will always greet you weirdly. 1598. We’ll give you design recommendations for Masterton. 1599. We’ll greet you with an air kiss. 1600. You can tell us to get down and give you 10 press ups. 1601. We’ll champion designers from all around New Zealand. 1602. Get forgiven for using Helvetica and Arial at the same time. 1603. Stay up to date, with New Zealand design. 1604. We’ll respect your spacing choices. 1605. We’ll tell you that you have amazing shoes. 1606. You will be inundated with glory cheers for joining us. 1607. We’ll give you design recommendations for Napier. 1608. We’ll do eight star jumps for you. 1609. We’ll give you our last spoonful of muesli. 1610. Hear how Kelvin Soh did it. 1611. Recommendations for the best design videos on YouTube. 1612. Recommendations for where to find the best coffee in Christchurch. 1613. If you want we will always greet you stupidly. 1614. You can tell us to get down and give you 18 press ups. 1615. We’ll give you design recommendations for Hastings. 1616. We’ll do 12 star jumps for you. 1617. Meet your future intermediate designer. 1618. We can ask the speakers for their notes for you. 1619. You could make more than two new designer friends. 1620. You’ll be delighted. 1621. We’ll help you debate an Apple vs Samsung argument. 1622. We’ll find you a reason to stay. 1623. Learn the shortcut for the type tool in Photoshop. 1624. You’ll have the confidence to ask those annoying questions. 1625. Meet people who would describe the colour turquoise without actually saying turquoise. 1626. Read all about being a designer living and working in China. 1627. The chance to mentor a design graduate. 1628. Others to debate the value of no free pitches with. 1629. We’ll let you win at a game of pick up sticks. 1630. We’ll separate your colours from your whites. 1631. Get lots of opinions about design thinking. 1632. We’ll understand that when you’re talking about gold that you’re not talking about first place. 1633. We’ll do four lunges for you. 1634. We’ll come up with that killer caption for your Facebook posts. 1635. Our team will do a samba for you. 1636. Find you someone you can hire. 1637. We'll obsess over packaging design with you. 1638. We’ll laugh at kooky stock photos with you. 1639. We’ll draw a cross for you. 1640. We’ll understand your love for Spirograph. 1641. We’ll make you an origami crane. 1642. We’ll help reuse your plastic bags. 1643. Learn the shortcut to apply no colour. 1644. If you want we will always greet you strategically. 1645. You’ll have the confidence to say hello to other designers. 1646. Upskill yourself on designing for screens. 1647. Learn from design directors who have done it before. 1648. Be connected to senior art directors from around New Zealand. 1649. Bring your dog for free. 1650. We’ll support your favourite Basketball team. 1651. Learn the shortcut to select all objects on layer in InDesign. 1652. We’ll ask those impolite questions. 1653. We’ll give you inspiration. 1654. We’ll tell you all about the best designers that lived. 1655. Learn the shortcut to show/hide the brushes panel in Illustrator. 1656. We’ll match your tea to Pantone 4655. 1657. You could talk to a Creative Director. 1658. Hear about how other visual designers work. 1659. Celebrate design with other designers. 1660. We’ll name the font for you on that brochure. 1661. We’ll pour you an orange juice. 1662. We’ll respect your culture. 1663. We’ll suggest a font for your next brand identity design. 1664. Celebrate new design products with other designers. 1665. We’ll design your seventh tattoo. 1666. We’ll assist with finding your car. 1667. Learn what #58853e looks like. 1668. Experience love at a DA event. 1669. You can discuss ideas for future events with us. 1670. Learn the shortcut to a discretionary hyphen in Illustrator. 1671. We’ll give you a design critique. 1672. Learn what Pantone 7480 looks like. 1673. Experience experienced attitudes at a DA event. 1674. We’ll critique your shoes. 1675. We’ll steer you in the right direction. 1676. Learn the shortcut to select all layers in Photoshop. 1677. We won’t hover. 1678. Be connected to intermediate art directors from around New Zealand. 1679. Learn how to run a booming design business. 1680. Upskill yourself on hand lettering. 1681. Learn the shortcut to switch between normal view and preview mode. 1682. We’ll help you build a Lego tree. 1683. We’ll laugh at funny stock photos with you. 1684. We’ll sing you a Gin Wigmore song. 1685. We won't tell you to change the colour to yellow. 1686. We'll let you in on our Premiere Pro plugins. 1687. We’ll sing you an Elvis Presley song. 1688. We’ll do some hip-hop for you. 1689. We’ll sing you happy birthday on your birthday. 1690. Be connected to creative directors from around New Zealand. 1691. We’ll sing you a Kylie Minogue song for you. 1692. We’ll understand that when you’re talking about tangerine that you’re not talking about the fruit. 1693. Get lots of opinions about the lack of diversity in design. 1694. Be mentored by a fellow designer. 1695. The opportunity to be able to talk about your love for Macs. 1696. Learn the shortcut for the convert direction point tool in Photoshop. 1697. You’ll be astounded. 1698. Meet your future junior Art Director. 1699. We’ll do 11 star jumps for you. 1700. We’ll give you our last piece of hokey pokey. 1701. Hear how Welby Ings did it. 1702. Be able to tell another designer what you think about the latest design trends. 1703. Meet someone else that also gets excited about paper. 1704. We’ll let you join the Design Assembly bike gang. 1705. We’ll be your get-out-of-a-conversation-free card. 1706. We’ll create a diversion so you make it to your chair without anyone noticing if you’re late to a Design Assembly workshop. 1707. Recommendations for where to find the best coffee in Hamilton. 1708. If you want we will always greet you funnily. 1709. You can tell us to get down and give you 19 press ups. 1710. We’ll give you design recommendations for Palmerston North. 1711. Advice on colour combinations that stand out. 1712. The design industry story. 1713. We can ask the speakers to slow down during their talk for you. 1714. Make a new designer friend. 1715. You’ll be excited. 1716. Help finding you a UI designer. 1717. Recommendations for where to find the best coffee in the West Coast. 1718. We’ll press the space bar every time you want to type a new word. 1719. We’ll give you our opinion. 1720. Learn the shortcut for the pen tool in Illustrator. 1721. The chance to say hello to other designers. 1722. The opportunity to comment on design articles on our website. 1723. We’ll greet you warmly. 1724. Read all about being a designer living and working in America. 1725. A new world will open up for you. 1726. We won’t stop till you get enough. 1727. We’ll take the blame for clothing co-ordination mishaps. 1728. You will learn new things. 1729. You’ll meet interesting people. 1730. You’ll meet happy people. 1731. We’ll help you out of your chair. 1732. Learn how to sign visual design. 1733. Have you mind exploded. 1734. Support young designers. 1734. We’ll open doors for you. 1735. Your plan of attack will be easier. 1736. Have your mind expanded. 1737. Receive recommendations about obscure artists to Google. 1738. We’ll keep you keeping on. 1739. We will enable you to make changes. 1740. We’ll help you start a side hustle. 1741. Support women in design. 1742. We’ll help you to your chair. 1743. We will clean your glasses. 1744. We’ll sing the New Zealand national anthem to you. 1745. The chance to mentor a design student. 1746. Others to debate the value of agreed fee structures with. 1747. We’ll let you win at a game of hopscotch. 1748. We’ll separate your blacks from your whites. 1749. The ability to name the typeface of the movie titles for Labyrinth. 1750. Get lots of opinions about what fonts not to use. 1751. We’ll do seven burpees for you. 1752. We’ll come up with that killer caption for your Instagram posts. 1753. Our team will do a haka for you. 1754. We’ll sing you a Lady Gaga song. 1755. We'll let you in on our Illustrator brushes. 1756. We'll let you in on our After Effects plugins. 1757. We won't tell you to change the colour to purple. 1758. We’ll laugh at strange stock photos with you. 1759. We’ll draw a rectangle for you. 1760. We’ll give you our last piece of birthday cake. 1761. Get lots of opinions on males in design. 1762. We’ll make you an origami boat. 1763. If you want we will always greet you radically. 1764. You’ll have the confidence to call bullshit. 1765. Upskill yourself on culturally authentic graphic design. 1766. Learn the latest print techniques. 1767. Learn from other successful kiwi creative studios. 1768. Learn the shortcut to create a master page in InDesign. 1769. We’ll ask those uncomfortable questions. 1770. Learn the shortcut to an en Space in Illustrator. 1771. We’ll sing you a Beyonce song. 1772. Be connected to studio managers from around New Zealand. 1773. Meet people who would describe the colour black without actually saying black. 1774. We won’t do anything for you if you want. 1775. Learn the shortcut to create/release a clipping mask in Photoshop. 1776. We’ll give you a free idea for your next campaign. 1777. Hear about other design processes. 1778. We’ll name the font for you on that bus back. 1779. We’ll respect your formal design training (or lack of). 1780. We’ll design your ninth tattoo. 1781. Learn what Pantone Warm Red looks like. 1782. Learn the shortcut to show/hide the color panel in Illustrator. 1783. Learn how to be a successful freelancer. 1784. We’ll support your favourite Football team. 1785. Learn the shortcut to decrease kerning between words in InDesign. 1786. Learn what Pantone 808 looks like. 1787. Learn the shortcut to show/hide the info panel in Illustrator. 1788. We’ll tell you about the best designers from around the world today. 1789. We’ll give you a tissue. 1790. We’ll match your tea to Pantone 7501. 1791. You could talk to a Design Director. 1792. Celebrate design trends with other designers. 1793. We’ll give you constructive feedback. 1794. Experience joy at a DA event. 1795. We’ll pour you an apple juice. 1796. Support designers in all regions of NZ. 1797. We will talk to you like robot. 1798. Learn the shortcut to show/hide the layers panel in Illustrator. 1799. We’ll ask those probing questions. 1800. Learn from art directors who have done it before.1801. Upskill yourself on packaging design. 1802. We’ll help you build a Lego animal. 1803. We’ll draw a right angle triangle for you. 1804. We won't tell you to make the text darker. 1805. We'll listen to you tell us all about your favourite Quentin Tarantino movie. 1806. We'll be your getaway driver. 1807. We’ll sing you a Celine Dion song. 1808. We’ll do the boogie for you. 1809. We’ll do one lunge for you. 1810. We’ll understand that when you’re talking about bronze that you’re not talking about third place. 1811. We'll rap you a song in a 50 Cent style. 1812. Learn from other design studios who have done it before. 1813. Learn how to work with freelancers. 1814. Learn the quick keys to open the keep options dialog box in InDesign. 1815. Recommendations for where to find the best coffee in Greymouth. 1816. A greeting dance every time we meet you. 1817. Learn the shortcut for the direct selection tool in Photoshop. 1818. You’ll have the confidence to call bullshit. 1819. Meet a future collaborator. 1820. Opportunities to be inspired by others in New Zealand's design community. 1821. We’ll wait on you at Design Assembly workshops. 1822. Get lots of opinions about award ceremonies. 1823. We’ll do nine burpees for you. 1824. We’ll understand that when you’re talking about your palette you’re not talking about taste. 1825. We’ll edit your copy to get rid of orphans. 1826. Our team will do a dance for you. 1827. We’ll sing you a Prince song. 1828. We'll let you in on our Photoshop brushes. 1829. We won't tell you to make the text lighter. 1830. We’ll sing you a Neil Finn song. 1831. We'll get rid of the widows for you. 1832. We’ll know when you talk about PMS you’re not talking about that time of the month. 1833. We’ll laugh at peculiar stock photos with you. 1834. We’ll draw a scalene triangle for you. 1835. We’ll pick a Photoshop brush for you. 1836. We’ll thicken up your down strokes. 1837. If you want we will always greet you frantically. 1838. You’ll have the confidence to ask questions during a talk. 1839. Upskill yourself on freelancing. 1840. Learn the latest finishing techniques. 1841. Learn from studio managers who have done it before. 1842. We’ll support your favourite Rugby team. 1843. We’ll ask those pressing questions. 1844. Learn the shortcut to ungroup layers in Photoshop. 1845. You could talk to a studio owner. 1846. We’ll make you a cup of coffee. 1847. We’ll suggest a font for your next website design. 1848. Celebrate launches with other designers. 1849. We’ll organise your family photo files. 1850. We’ll help find your glasses. 1851. We’ll help you find your next design role. 1852. Learn what #c8ff22 looks like.1853. Experience kinship at a DA event. 1854. Learn what Pantone Rubine Red looks like.1855. Learn the shortcut to show all artwork in Illustrator. 1856. Learn how to run a profitable design business.1857. Be connected to freelancers from around New Zealand. 1858. Meet people who would describe the colour orange without actually saying orange. 1859. Learn the shortcut to increase kerning between words in InDesign. 1860. We’ll ask those annoying questions. 1861. We won’t be mean to you. 1862. You’ll stop being out of the loop. 1863. We’ll bark at the moon for you. 1864. Learn the shortcut to the slice tool in Illustrator. 1865. We’ll match your tea to Pantone 455. 1866. You could talk to a design graduate. 1867. Hear about how other design studios work. 1868. Celebrate New Zealand design with other designers. 1869. We’ll make you a cup of tea. 1870. We’ll name the font for you on that billboard. 1871. We’ll support your standpoint on entering design awards. 1872. We’ll name the font on that website. 1873. Celebrate new work with other designers. 1874. We’ll design your tenth tattoo. 1875. We’ll name your second child. 1876. Learn what Pantone 812 looks like. 1877. Experience mana at a DA event. 1878. You can discuss your design briefs with us. 1879. We’ll tell you about the best typographers from around the world. 1880. Learn the shortcut to group layers in Photoshop. 1881. Learn from senior art directors who have done it before. 1882. Upskill yourself on visual design skills most needed in the workplace today. 1883. We’ll help you build a Lego car. 1884. We won't tell you to change the colour to green. 1885. We'll come up with a designer nickname for you. 1886. We’ll sing you a Katy Perry song. 1887. We’ll do the running man for you. 1888. We’ll start a revolution with you. 1889. We’ll do fifteen lunges for you. 1890. We’ll understand that when you’re talking about cream that you’re not talking about food. 1891. We’ll let you win at a game of snap. 1892. Learn all about co-design. 1893. Be mentored by a senior designer. 1894. Read all about being a designer living and working in England. 1895. You’ll be moved. 1896. Meet your future senior copywriter. 1897. We’ll give you design recommendations for Cambridge. 1898. You can tell us to get down and give you 20 press ups. 1899. We’ll pass the sauce. 1900. Hang out with other people who know what glyphs are. 1901. Learn when to work for free. 1902. We’ll brush your hair. 1903. We’ll add to the thread of your LinkedIn articles. 1904. Celebrate how amazing designers are. 1905. Talk to someone who knows that Arial is not the name of a Disney mermaid. 1906. We’ll jump-start you when you break down. 1907. We’ll double hi five you. 1908. We’ll cross our fingers, toes and arms for you if needed. 1909. Support designers of all ages and experience. 1910. We’ll be the backup for your baseball team. 1911. You can tell us to get down and give you 8 press ups. 1912. We’ll tell you when to swipe right. 1913. We’ll champion designers of all ages. 1914. We’ll paint your toenails (only in black). 1915. We’ll pick out all of the yellow M&Ms for you. 1916. We’ll make up your elf name. 1917. We’ll clean up your layers. 1918. We’ll give you a fringe trim. 1919. We’ll complete your Rubik’s cube. 1920. Learn how to relate to your boss. 1921. We’ll respect your display font choices. 1922. Meet others who love that scene in American Psycho. 1923. We’ll tell you that you have wonderful jewellery. 1924. We’ll give you design recommendations for Auckland. 1925. We’ll do ten star jumps for you. 1926. We’ll give you our last spoonful of Cocopops. 1927. We’ll understand if you have another cup of coffee. 1928. Hear how Kate Alexander did it. 1929. Meet your future office mate. 1930. You can sit on our shoulders to get a better view at Design Assembly events. 1931. We’ll understand your love of fonts. 1932. We’ll write your next bio. 1933. We will apologise if we start without you at a Design Assembly workshop. 1934. Recommendations for where to find inspiration. 1935. Recommendations for where to find the best coffee in Nelson. 1936. If you want we will always greet you sarcastically. 1937. We’ll shower you in confetti when you enter a Design Assembly event. 1938. Meet your future junior account manager. 1939. A hat made out of paper. 1940. You’ll be surprised. 1941. Help finding you a UX designer. 1942. We’ll tell you the time. 1943. We’ll believe your excuse for being late. 1944. We’ll help you explain what you do to your dad. 1945. A curtsy every time we meet you. 1946. We’ll ask if you’ve been working out really loudly for everyone to hear. 1947. We’ll finish that song lyric for you. 1948. Learn the shortcut for the feather selection tool in Photoshop. 1949. You’ll have the confidence to ask questions during a talk. 1950. The opportunity to give your opinion about the design industry right now. 1951. Meet your future wife. 1952. We’ll warm your seat for you at an Autumn event. 1953. The chance to mentor a high school student interested in design. 1954. Discover your next photographer. 1955. We’ll let you win at a game of Twister. 1956. We’ll video call you into an event if you can’t make it. 1957. We’ll do four squats for you. 1958. We’ll understand that when you’re talking about plum that you’re not talking about food. 1959. We’ll do three lunges for you. 1960. We’ll Photoshop you into exotic destinations so you can boast to your family and friends. 1961. Our team will do a jig for you. 1962. We’ll sing you a Mariah Carey song. 1963. We'll be your personal hype-person. 1964. We'll rap you a song in an Eminem style. 1965. The ability to name the typeface of the movie titles for Jaws. 1966. We’ll laugh at strange stock photos with you. 1967. We’ll draw an isosceles triangle for you. 1968. We’ll let you borrow our lettering book. 1969. We’ll make you an origami star. 1970. We’ll sing you a Steven Tyler song for you. 1971. We’ll paint pet rocks for you. 1972. We’ll read your lorem ipsum 1973. Meet people who would describe the colour grey without actually saying grey. 1974. Upskill yourself on commercial practice for designers. 1975. If you want we will always greet you fabulously. 1976. We’ll help you build a Lego house. 1977. We’ll make you an origami box. 1978. We won't tell you to change the colour to blue. 1979. We'll come up with a new word with you. 1980. We'll get you Bauhaus inspired (again). 1981. We’ll do the moonwalk for you. 1982. We’ll sing you happy birthday on your birthday in Māori.1983. We’ll give you your white space. 1984. We’ll separate your whites from your blacks. 1985. Others to debate the value of design to the economy with. 1986. A tribe who will agree with you to saying no to free pitching. 1987. Read all about being a designer living and working in Australia. 1988. You’ll get a personal coat check at Design Assembly events. 1989. We’ll laugh at all your jokes. 1990. Meet an illustrator to collaborate with. 1991. We can give you our notes. 1992. You’ll be creatively energised. 1993. Learn about other industry positions available. 1994. We’ll let you have the last slice of pizza. 1995. Be connected to kiwi freelancers from around the world. 1996. We’ll save you in an alien attack. 1997. Learn how to run a successful design business. 1998. Upskill yourself on UX design. 1999. Ten years of NZ design industry learnings. 2000. Meet a whole room full of new designer friends at Design Assembly events.

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